Scoop The Dirt

What you know:
As we are all aware, on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 16:53:09 local time,
one of the most cataclysmic catastrophes hit the island of Haiti just 70 miles off our most southern shores. The 7.0 earthquake killed thousands (I am sure), immediately. As of today’s date, and at the time of this writing, many countries have joined in the international effort to provide emergency assistance to this ravaged Island nation. The absolute horror of this tragedy is beyond human comprehension. The images coming from Port-au-Prince and the surrounding villages are surreal and disturbing to say the very least. No Hollywood disaster movie could be more shocking than what we are seeing unfold in this most poorest of nations in the western hemisphere. More than 28 aftershocks registering between 5.0 and 5.9 have been reported since the initial quake. New estimates of deaths are now being reported as being 500,000 plus, as I am sure that that estimate will climb as we reach the 72 hour mark since relief efforts started. The graphic images streaming in from every media source known to man, are becoming more and more distressful as each hour passes.
What it is like for these people suffering at ground zero in the aftermath of this disaster is beyond imagination and human comprehension. Thus, my point here.

As we watch these horrific images of mass hysteria and incomprehensible suffrage, it seems like the international community responding to this monumental tragedy are facing yet another disaster.
They are not able to get the relief and assistance to the dead, dying, hungry, and displaced people. Why? Because the roads are blocked by debris and the dead. There are countless large cargo planes that are sitting on the tarmac at the airport unloading their shipments that in some cases, is taking up to 6 hours to unload. 6 HOURS! There are hundreds of people dying each hour that could have been saved during the unloading of these planes. Why are the locals from Port-au-Prince not being airlifted via all the helicopters that are reporting these graphic scenes to assist in these efforts? I hope some jerk out there does not feed me the line about the fuel situation there. You have news reporters and their camera people commandeering these helicopters just for the sole purpose of getting better images than they’re media rivals. Kick the bastards off the helicopters and lets get this aid going! Time to kick the tires and light the fires folks!

What you may not know:
The media as well as the State Department and the UN, are reporting that this is a logistical nightmare for the relief efforts on the ground. Really? What did you expect to find when your personal arrived? Roads, docks, and bridges operational? This was a capital that did not have one building or structure that met international building codes.
As each country arrives with aid, there is always a director of operations assigned to each detail attached from their perspective countries. Now this has become a political drama because no one knows who or which country will be assigned as Supreme Commander of Operations. The UN (as usual), sits with their international thumbs up their asses while the world awaits as to which country should be assigned this responsibility. Do any of these idiots realize that no country is going there as occupiers?  We are not at war with Haiti and a declaration or resolution to this matter should be addressed immediately by the United Nations. This is a nation with no government in place and the hours of desperation are passing as the death toll rises.

Has anyone on the ground realized they have helicopters there? You do not need a logistical expert on the ground trying to figure out a way to use the highways. Look to the sky idiots! Yes, since WWII supplies have been dropped to the ground via the air! Instead of landing at the airport, air drop relief to these people before the gangs of machete wielding throngs begin another horror of desperation.

What’s to come of Haiti?
What is about to unfold in Port-au-Prince and the surrounding areas if relief is not given immediately, will shock the world beyond imagination. Hunger and desperation throughout history, has produced vivid images of what is about to happen and I do not believe we are prepared to see or hear, about what will very soon be taking place. The surviving living are about to take a devastating turn in their good fortune if relief does not arrive before sunset TODAY!

Haiti does not need a detail of the Army Corps of Engineers trying to figure out the logistics of getting the infrastructure operational again. Deaths blanket is covering up this Island nation every minute.
Another note I wish to make here as well. Has anyone seen a news reporter carrying or holding anything more than a microphone to broadcast the devastation? Has anyone seen any of these news reporters dirty or joining in on a dig? I guess I missed it if it happened. I was watching CNN when Anderson Cooper was literally standing atop a piece of rubble while men were frantically digging with bloodied hands trying to free a teenage girl from the rubble as he held his microphone close to the dig to get the girls cries out for CNN. You disgusting Bastard! As the emotionless news personalities walk the streets of Port-au- Prince manicured as if they were reporting a yacht club event, I just wonder what these poor afflicted people thought of these journalists while the cameras were pointed at them taking the last ounces of dignity they had left.

This has become nothing more than a Hurricane Katrina media event on a massive scale. I condemn every news agency out there for not carrying more than a news crew to document this catastrophe.
I did see CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta treat a small girl for a head wound. WOW! Nice try there Dr.! I noticed that you had a staff member carrying a small medical bag that looked just like the one I bring along when I go on a camping trip. When you asked this person if she had any antibiotics in the bag, there were none to be found. You simply put on a new bandage and off she went. I must say that was a breathtaking event despite the fact that you are a Dr. knowing you were going into the epicenter of hell. I also love the fact that when reporting, you are wearing freshly minted scrubs. Nice touch! Just one question Dr. Gupta… When you took on your 6 digit salary from CNN, was it also in your contract to leave your moral oath as a Doctor behind as well?… Just wondering…
As the world watches what may come in this humanitarian effort to bring much needed assistance to the people of Haiti, I hope that Washington as well as other world leaders stop this Key Stone Cop mentality and get the job started. As each second passes now, lives that could have been saved are now gone. Unfortunately, I see the same situation happening as it did with Hurricane Katrina. History here has no place here to repeat itself.

I ask each and everyone reading my blog to please contribute what you can to the relief effort here. Despite the dismay and disbelief I have concerning getting this effort underway, we must all collectively be there in the spirit of humanity to give what we can. Please choose the organization wisely to contribute as there are many unscrupulous organizations out there.. I suggest the American Red Cross/Haiti relief fund. I will be up-dating this posting soon.

Please visit the Red Cross to donate.. Everything helps!

That is my word…. What say you?

Pharaoh XX

On Friday, December 25, 2009 underwear suicide bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab attempted to bring down Northwest Airliner flight 253 over the skies of Detroit, Michigan. As we all are already aware, his own Father warned officials that his Son was a threat to  international security and that he was an outcast and lonely… Boo hoo…

As news agencies pour over his history and new information becomes more apparent about this guy (who I am sure, has some major burns to his camel unfiltered cigarette), US officials including the TSA and other agencies are being scrutinized and berated for their obvious security failures. As the President swears to get to the bottom of this incident, security seems to be increased somewhat but, now there is the issue concerning airport security devices that see through clothing and how that may constitutionally violate a person subjected to such screening. Some constitutional experts are now arguing that this may also lead to racial, ethnic, and religious profiling. I say, who gives a damn? What about the constitutional rights of the passengers who are simply attempting to get from point A to Point B without an explosive device strapped to their most important body parts?

In other words, if I attempt to board a plane with a diaper wrapped around my head and wearing a bed sheet, you bet your sweet ass I would expect to be x-rayed, prodded, padded down, have a puff of air up my ass, and made to unravel the diaper wrapped around my melon. Israel has one of the most comprehensive airport security policies in the world and that is why no airliner there has gone down there in 30 years due to a terrorist attack. They are far from worried about what rights they violate if you fly into their air space and rightly so.

If you look like one of Bin laden’s kin, you had better hoped that you had gone through every aspect of security before you are seated next to my ass. If not, you had better be prepared for a miserable flight because I will be watching the air that you breath. Racial profiling? I could care less what you wish to call it but, I will be prepared to jump your ass if you so much as twitch the wrong way. The only way to feel safe anymore on a flight is if they would require all flight personal (Stewards and Stewardesses), to wear combat boots and walk the isles like they are prepared to take you down. Forget the cream puff flights, if you want to look at someone during a flight that is pretty or handsome, check out another passenger or wait until your ass is safely on the ground. A pleasant flight these days should be getting to your destination safely and being able to look out your window instead of staring down Mohamed over there.

If I have offended anyone, I make no apologies. Terror in the air is not up for debate here. At an altitude higher than 10 feet off the ground, you had better be prepared to die if an attack is successful. If you are offended also, talk to the survivors of those killed by suicide air line terrorist attacks. Those that beat their constitutional chests might rethink these rights they protest for if they are on a flight under attack if given a few seconds to know it.

Bottom line is simply this. Impose an immediate intensive body scan on any individual(s) that looks suspicious. If it happens to me, so be it. Use all security measures possible on all flights. If there is a breach in security shoot the bastard right there… (Just kidding folks!) Those found guilty however, should be processed immediately and face the death penalty in weeks, and not months or years. I do not want my tax dollars going for a prayer rug here folks…. When some Americans finally get their heads out of their asses to fight fire with fire, these attacks will stop. If not, lets just hope that the next terrorist is a stupid as this one was. I would like to think that his burns will follow him into the next life when his vessel Virgins come calling, to only find a burnt twig and a pair of burnt figs dangling from underneath his bed sheet….

That’s my word…. What say you?

As we are all aware, (Foxy Knoxy) Amanda Knox was sentenced yesterday and remanded back to prison to begin serving her 26 year sentence for her role in the slaying of her roommate Meredith Kercher. Amanda’s parents as well as her lawyers, say they will appeal the sentence. Good luck!
This case has been highly publicized not only here in the US but, abroad as well. With all of the lurid details surrounding her life that have been posted in every media posting available, her jurors were never sequestered from looking at, and reading about her.
In Italy, juries are not allowed to leave the jury room – even to sleep – until they have delivered a verdict, giving them an incentive to reach a decision quickly. That being said, they were all well aware of the coverage. From some of the grizzly details that have leaked out concerning the murder and eventual investigation, this indeed was a heinous crime, filled with a sexual macabre twist.
The appeal process takes pretty much as long in Italy as it does here. It could be years before she gets her day in court again. Perhaps, after a few years in an Italian prison, she might not be as foxy. Maybe after a few years of eating prison pasta she will look more like most of our female prison guards. Despite the image that some have portrayed her as being, there is just too much out there, (videos, etc.) that just paints a different person here.

Has anyone heard the Justice Department, the Italian Consulate, or even the President commenting on this? I really feel that if any of the above would have felt that this could become an international incident or, that this would require “Special Counsel”, they would have intervened. They did not…
I really believe the evidence presented to the jury of 8, was far too convincing. Americans seem to not understand that when in Rome, do as the Romans do. In other words, other countries have a completely different judicial system. It would be wise to check out the laws of the land before you have a twisted sex party that might turn deadly in that perspective country. Personally, I believe her appeals will fail but, because of the media attention, I am sure that she will have a somewhat pleasant stay in her Italian confines for the next 26 years. Who knows, she might get out in 15 for good behavior. (Not sure if that clause exists in the Italian judicial system.) If indeed she serves the entire sentence, she will still be relatively young at 48. I doubt however, that she will be invited to any twisted sex games when she gets out but, ya never know…….
That’s my word, what say you?

Pharaoh XX

As we all know there was a security breach at the White House last week that has stunned the Secret Service as well as the other agencies responsible for protecting the President of the United States. Tareq and Michaele Salahi, crashed the White House party but were never seated at a table in the South Lawn tent where the dinner was held.

We already know the rest of the story and according to reports, charges may be pending. For what?

If anyone needs to be in trouble here, it is the detail that was responsible for the security that night. If I were the President, I would have those responsible for the breach dancing at the end of a rope on the White House lawn dangling from one of those beautiful trees. That would get my message across dammit!

I wonder if Osama bin Laden is thinking about doing the same thing the next time a middle eastern statesman comes over for a state dinner. He could easily (as it seems) get away with entering a state dinner wearing a Bisht and sporting a trophy cloaked wife. I bet that would make the Secret Service do a Secret Service to the back of their pants…

I really think the press should shut down this news story and stop repeating the same damn file footage of this bulky guy sporting his trophy looking Washington wife entering the reception area. They look just like the typical socialites that live in Washington anyway. Leave them alone and beef up security. Aside from the rental tags hanging from their garments they looked as though they should have been there. Hell, if they ever showed up at one of my parties without an invitation, I would allow my bouncers to let them in. They might even get a chance to be seated next to me and bust open a few barley pops with me at the chips and dips table. Who knows…

By the way, where was the security detail for Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh?

I heard from an unreliable source that he had some of the most highly trained convenience store cashiers protecting him from this sort of security breach. Why didn’t they catch this? Oh well..

Well folks, I have to get ready for tonight’s the press conference. Gabe just finished my press corps credential tags bearing the Scoop the Dirt logo. Yeah, I am gonna crash the news conference and be seated next to long time columnist Helen Thomas. I will be the one that is giving her “wet willies” and annoying her. Sheesh, I hope they take this as just a joke… If not, I guess I will be blogging from a Federal Prison somewhere….

That’s my word…. What say you?

TIGER GOES BOOM BOOM

They said he was going at approximately 33 miles and hour when the accident occurred. Speculation aside, what was this golfers intentions at 2:30 in the morning that caused the accident? Perhaps the illicit affair that the rag mags are reporting? Maybe he just said, “Hey, I wanna go for a few rounds of golf before the greens get busy?”

Who knows….

All I know, is that that after the fact that more than US 5,000 to 8,000 damage to his SUV, I really think that his insurance might go up unless he starts doing commercials for GEICO. Tiger and the Gecko would be a nice twist….

This is nothing more than a media blitz and, I really think that we should all wait before we get our putter’s fluttered before we pass judgment here. Sources not close to me, say that they did see a SUV pass by, with a Nordic looking woman attached to the luggage rack wearing a skimpy Victoria’s Secret teddy riding the SUV shouting, “You Son of a Bitch” but again, they are not sources I can rely on.

It is pretty amazing however, that the Florida State Patrol has taken this long to actually interview him. It is reported that he did suffer facial lacerations to his lip and face. I just wonder if this was before or, after the accident? I also wonder if his wife who beat in the back window with a golf club, was there to save him or, to beat him? Thangs that make ya go hmmm….

In any event, if you are a sponsor of Tiger Woods, not to worry! This could promote your business sales 300%! Nike sales could shoot out the roof if you have a sense of humor about this.

In all reality you golf buffs, Tiger has done nothing more than what you have with your golf carts…

Get over it~

That is my word~

What say you?

On November 17, 2009 Sarah Palin’s book hit’s the bookstores. WONDERFUL! Just when I thought this dim witted wolf killing huntress that waves to Russia from her back yard was gone, she is not only having interviews with none other than that, “Desperate House Wives” Talk Show Diva, “Oprahness Winfrey” but, rocking the saggy balled GOP conservatives to the core. Never in the history of Presidential hopefuls, have they released memoirs that may be considered as poison to their party. As a nice gesture, she even gave her Idol, John McCain a signed copy. What a wonderful bitch, since she berated his campaign staff within her book and even possibly him. Which of course, really does not matter that much now, because John McCain has already missed his retirement cruise to the White House. (“Sorry my friends” as he would say.)
As we already know, she comments on the Katie Couric interviews and, how that hurt her run for the Vice Presidency. Sorry Sarah,… “If ya wanna play with the “big” girls, you’re gonna have to get your shit together.”
Her run for the White House was a disgrace to American women who were much more qualified than she. I know that I will get a fervor of comments about this blog from the Sarah Palin “roadies” that carry her legacy by protesting anything but what makes sense.

I did see an excerpt of her interview with, “The Oprahness”, in which she said that Levi Johnston would be welcomed to her Thanksgiving table. Better have your balls shrouded in lead Levi, should you be so stupid to attend. I have a feeling that Sarah has some real bad intensions for your “giblets” if ya get my drift… I would not be too comfortable if I were you, when she snatches that chain saw from her husbands hands to carve the turkey. Remember Levi, you might have a future with Play Girl boy and, that would require a couple of giblets dangling from the giggles of your turkey neck…..
In all honesty folks, I would rather see Sarah become a Park Ranger in Alaska, and take her dysfunctional family along with her followers to a cave. The proceeds from her book, could be given to the “Eskimos against the Katie Couric Fund” or too, “The foundation of stupid Bitches that think they can see Russia from here”…..

That’s my word,… what say you?

Pharaoh XX

SHADDAP ALREADY!

On November 07, 2009 Congress passed the trillion dollar health care package with of course some screaming bloody murder on the house floor. One congressmen even picked up his own grandchild as some sort of bizarre display of saying the trillion dollar bill would be paid for by our grandchildren. I realize this is all old news but now, the White House is cautiously optimistic that the bill will pass the senate by the end of the year… Fat chance of that happening Mr. President!

I have read the 1,990 page bill and think it is fine. NOT! And neither have most of the dip sticks that are protesting it. There are those that are still screaming that they’re 89 year old grandmother will be tossed aside and not have any benefits. How many benefits does an 89 year old need? Sorry, I forgot that if she develops breast cancer, it might kill her in a few years or, she might want to get her tubes tied….
Just in case…
There is language in the health care reform bill that may cut benefits altogether for the some 7 million illegal aliens living in this country. Wow! Are you kidding? What the hell would that do to our Nation if these people would have to return to their country of origin to have another 7 children with most ending up in jail or prison anyway? Yes, that is pretty scary…

Health care reform is needed no matter what anyone says. Yes, there are some things I am sure that will come up within the final bill that will piss someone off but, for the most part we need one and I am not going to bother going into that because, if you are reading this you can look up the rest yourself right? So, in a nut shell, if your one of the idiots that are standing by the roadside protesting this bill and you get run over by a road raged driver, chances are, you are going to need health care reform if you live because, you should have been home looking for work or baking a pie anyway.
A good percentage of these protesters are packs of “Grey Panthers” who also protested back in the 70’s anything that just did not seem…. Hip… They are now surrounded by another breed of cat also known as “Cougars“…. (You young guys know them! lol)…..
As far as the male protesters… Get a job and a life! You really do not know how ridiculous you look in a wife beater ( under shirt) that is 2 sizes smaller than your beer gut and jeans that no longer fit. You should be looking for work during those 8 hours of holding a sign up that your Daughter made the night before after she ate Top Ramen Noodles for dinner. Remember fellas, it takes an 8 hour day to find work also.
Still working you say?…. Go fix the shed and clean the garage…

Worried about the trillion dollar price tag for health care reform? Yes, I gave that deep thought for about 60 seconds also. We do already owe China our first born and some lead based products that is true but, think about this…

2012 will be here soon! We should keep borrowing trillions more because I really do not think the Chinese know that the end of the world is upon us. The President could have each Governor give out free cash to the Mayors of each city and in turn trickle that money to each of us by the thousands. We would all be shit faced wealthy for 2 years before the big bang happens… All of this time, those silly Chinese guys would be wondering what is up with those Americans…All they seem to do is Party like it’s 1999. Too many of you sweat the small stuff. I have already figured this whole crap out.

People need to take a chill pill at least for the holidays, and you can get back to your 15 minutes of shame next year. In the meantime…. SHADDAP!

That’s my word, what say you?….

Pharaoh XX

As all of you know, Colorado again was in the news and continues to be, as a result of some Helium headed family that attempted to launch a hoax that put them on every news cast throughout the world. Just great! On Thursday, October 16, 2009, I was watching CNN and turned up the set when I saw what looked like a UFO flying. I was pretty amazed at the sight like most people but, when they said it was flying over the eastern skies over Colorado, that stopped me all together in my tracks because at first sight, it did look like a saucer shaped object. After a few seconds they explained that this was a “balloon”, and I immediately put my shotgun down…. (Scared you all for a moment huh?)

As they showed this pretty awesome video, they were saying that there could be a 6 year old boy in the bottom of the craft. Since we were experiencing a rather windy day, it did look like the bottom was empty because it surely would have balanced itself if there was a heavy object in it, therefore looking more like a balanced craft. Of course CNN had every balloon expert within a 1,000 mile radius commenting on it’s flight path. As this unfolded, DIA (Denver International Airport) temporarily shut down and, the Colorado Air National Guard was called to assess and dispatch Black Hawk helicopters to the area. As this balloon finally lost altitude, it just gently descended into a field close to DIA.

What happened next is like a scene from some Hillbilly movie from hell. These officers, (obviously recruits from Mall Security agencies), approach the balloon and instead of approaching the bottom compartment, they go to their vehicle trunks, remove shovels and begin to beat the living shit out of the balloon! Since there was no audio from the ground, what did they say as they approached the UFO/Balloon? “Hey you little Green men!, we do not want any of your kind here in Colorado? “And if you do not answer, we are going to beat the shit out of your craft?” It was embarrassing to watch this live. Honestly, it was!

Yes, as we progress into the investigation here in Colorado, I am quite sure that this was nothing more then an elaborate hoax and there will be criminal charges to follow. NO DOUBT! The buffoon Mother and Father, (Richard and Mayumi Heene) are facing some big time charges. This idiot (The Father), looks like he has gone on one too many storm chases, and his Yoko Ono looking wife, looks like she is one stick short of a pair of chopsticks anyway. It cost U$14,500 to launch the National Guard helicopters alone! Not to mention the other costs associated with this “hoax.”

All I can say is this.., The agencies responding to this incident did not make themselves look any better also. At one point, the CNN news anchor asked the commanding officer at the National Guard, what they intended to do when they made contact with the balloon. He had no clue. He said that they might repel from a latter from the helicopter and try to reach the tethering ropes. Really? And then what? Drag it to some undisclosed location like area 51? ….

Honestly, I really think there should be some charges also filed against some members of these responding agencies as well. Is there such a charge as stupidity? Hmmm…. All I can say is that I am happy that the boy is alive and well. Too bad little Falcon (The Astro Boy) pretty much busted his Father and Mother on Larry King live and then blew chunks on the TODAY show because he was upset… (From the Mouths of babes folks~!)..
This is still big news here in Colorado and, it seems like it is also on the national level as well. Hopefully, there will be a copy cat serial Arial fanatic that will launch a cigar shaped ship this time, elsewhere in the US to get this media frenzy away from our state.

By the way, it took the Colorado National Guard almost the entire time of this episode, to reach the balloon via their helicopters! 2 hours? Damn good thing this was not an alien vessel otherwise, it would have reached Washington before they figured out what to do with it as the Red Necks from the Adams County Sheriffs Dept would be running over crops tailing it,… shovels in hand… Thank GOD for news helicopters! They were covering this within 15 minutes…Makes a person wonder about Homeland Security huh?
Anyway, that’s my word…. What say you???

PharaohXX

As the light fades in the media about David Letterman and his sexual indiscretions with his staffers (scary thought), the media again went ape shit about a story that unfolded in Australia as Harry Connick Jr. (celebrity Judge) in the Australian hit show, “Hey hey it’s Saturday”, condemned an black faced act by a “supposed” group of Doctors who made lyrical fun of Michael Jackson. His obvious repulsion to this act sparked immediate controversy and now we are facing war with Australia. PLEASE~! Of course, I cannot think of what we would do if all those loud mouthed Aussie infomercial pitch men just told us to take a hike. What would we do if they pulled Crocodile Dundee off the shelves or even worse, pulled out Foster beer from our liquor stores and closed down the Outback restaurants. What would we do without the survivor docudramas that show us how to drink the piss from a running wart hog or how to squeeze nutrients from a pile of elephant shit? Well folks,…. I just do not know.

Truth is, I really do not give a flying squirrel shit and neither should you. OK, the act was in poor taste and it was up-setting. I am glad that Harry stood up and said what he said about it but, at the same time, I really do not see the need for the Rev. Al Sharpten and Jesse Jackson to hold town hall meetings in Harlem praising Harry as a crusader for the Black Cause. Neither do I see the need for the President to consider him as a candidate for the next round of medal of honor recipients. Yes, I am sure he will be awarded many endorsements now from Black organizations world wide. His latest CD will probably go Platinum and, I am sure that Oprah will want him on her show to thrill her audience of desperate housewives to tell the tale as to how he stood up against the Outback nation.

The news media has again, gone amuck over this crap and has dedicated entire segments with professional contributors to this matter. Get over it already. I say we invite this group of non talented performers to perform their black faced act at the Apollo Theatre and they provide their own security since they all (The Aussies), seem to be survival experts. I can see it all now…. Aaaahhh……

On that note, I just want to leave you with a thought… Imagine being a female staffer on the David Letterman show and wake up drunk and naked on his office couch and he stands above you with only his white socks on and a gap toothed smile on is face, as Paul Schaeffer plays romantic music in the background in a leather thong. (Scared yet?)

Enjoy the Halloween Season folks~!

GuDay Mates~!

That’s my word, what say you?

Greetings fellow Bloggers~!

Long time no see! I have been very busy lately, and have had a series of personal issues (health related) that has kept me from posting any blogs. Fortunately, I am recovering from all that has plagued me for the past several months. It’s all good however, what does not kill you makes you stronger, I say. What gave me the inertia to regain my strength to come back was this “new” attack on our Constitutional rights by the FTC. Never once were blogging sites notified to contest these “new regulatory” rules imposed by the FTC. I guess the FTC like most other fazed out agencies, wanted to put a rubber stamp on a decision made by a few out-dated imbeciles in an attempt to again regulate what cannot be challenged within the constitution. GOOD LUCK! Last time this kind of bullshit regulation was visited, was when the Postmaster General wanted to impose a tax on E-mail because it was taking away from the commerce of the post office. The Supreme Court sent him a first class stamp to cover his hole from ever attempting that action again. Thus,.. the price we are paying for stamps, and the fact that we may be only seeing a dog battled postman only 5 days a week.

In any event, most regulatory agencies are in the hole not only in personal but, in funding. The FTC being the last agency on the Totem Pole. I am so shaking in my man panties because they plan on having agents 24/7 looking at what I post, whom I endorse, and possibly paid from. There are thousands of Bloggers out there with thousands of sites. Remember, this piss-ant regulatory commission was also “supposed” to regulate public utilities. Look at your cable and phone bill lately? These Morons could not regulate their own bowel movements let alone the task of monitoring blogging sites. Fear not my fellow bloggers,… By the time you get a letter in the mail for an U$11,000 fine by the FTC, the Supreme Court will have already ruled in your favor. Hey Richard Cleland, (the FTC staff Attorney), better start reading constitutional law and the merits of which you advised your agency of. I have a sense that you may be practicing divorce law in rural Arkansas by the time the Attorney General of the United States gets through with your ass. The last friggin thing this administration needs is another corrupt agency trying to show a “bright” side to their already shit stained image.

I guess that I keep forgetting that there are still those that are still in existence out there, that have not yet evolved from the primordial soup of technology. Why should we be fined for endorsements? You have a computer… Check your local BBB sites… DUH.. Bottom line is this ignoramuses,…. check out the business’ that you wish to do business with and endorse. Pretty simple for simple minds…. Get it?

William E. Kovacic, Chairman of the FTC,… You are a joke, and we dare you and your staff to make issue of this. Take these issues to the Supreme Court and you will find defined laws that are outside of your realm of constitutional Law. I will not give you defined definition towards these laws since you have already have wasted American Tax dollars to pursue your defeated efforts on Country Bumpkin Lawyers. Once this rises into the crescendo of an uprising, your office better clear space for an new regulatory agency concerned about how to regulate obese women with tank tops from shopping at Wal-Mart. Get my drift?

Bottom line is this……

TRY TO PROSECUTE FTC!

I will let my local employment agency know that your agency is looking for very short term employment.

Check this out for some further vague information from the FTC

That’s my word…. What’s yours?