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Bah, Humbug. Or, Why I love thanksgiving.

Christmas sucks. Ok, I’ll elaborate on that.

See, I really, really love Christmas. That’s why it sucks.

Here are a couple reasons:

1. Religion

What do we need it for around the holidays? I mean, Christmas is that time of year when people are more likely to engage in acts of kindness, without needing the . . . → Read More: Bah, Humbug. Or, Why I love thanksgiving.

9 News Parade of Lights!

I had the distinct pleasure of being home Friday evening, and was able to watch the 9 News Parade of Lights in its entirety. Wow. What an inflated ball of cheese. Cheese brought to you by Kraft. And Mark and Adell.

First was the impressive lighting of the courthouse, or the capitol, or some big . . . → Read More: 9 News Parade of Lights!

Bits N Pieces: Ballsy Views on Random Junk
About Me:
I’ve been a human on planet earth for about 34 years. In that time I have noticed quite a few things, mainly:

The earth revolves around the sun. It is the center of our universe. Nothing else, no matter how hard it tries, will ever achieve that position.
- Lots of things will try anyway.
- Humans will try more than anything else.
- They will fail miserably.
Humans are often full of shit.
- Humans need to be called out on said shit.
- It’s really fun to do the calling out.
I’m kind of an obnoxious asshole. I am very opinionated, and very much enjoy sharing those opinions.
- Regardless of who cares to listen.

So, these are my Bits and Pieces. My junk, if you will.
Humans beware.
Thanks for checking out my Bits N Pieces!

Bits N' Pieces

Bah, Humbug. Or, Why I love thanksgiving.

9 News Parade of Lights!

About Jason

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