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Brown

I hate the UPS guy in those commercials, with his “clever” little dry erase board, and his 80’s haircut – I freakin’ can’t stand the guy. What can Brown do for me? Nothing. I’ll tell you what Brown does – it comes out of my ass. It’s poop. What can poop do for you? . . . → Read More: Brown

Bits N Pieces: Ballsy Views on Random Junk
About Me:
I’ve been a human on planet earth for about 34 years. In that time I have noticed quite a few things, mainly:

The earth revolves around the sun. It is the center of our universe. Nothing else, no matter how hard it tries, will ever achieve that position.
- Lots of things will try anyway.
- Humans will try more than anything else.
- They will fail miserably.
Humans are often full of shit.
- Humans need to be called out on said shit.
- It’s really fun to do the calling out.
I’m kind of an obnoxious asshole. I am very opinionated, and very much enjoy sharing those opinions.
- Regardless of who cares to listen.

So, these are my Bits and Pieces. My junk, if you will.
Humans beware.
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